Tommyclemeno, 39

Badassery! I'm easily the greatest person you will ever meet in your lifetime, your next lifetime, and probably the past 6 lifetimes you had before. If 'Tommy'(my name) was a verb, it would mean: "To bring literal awesomeness through karate chops and/or crime fighting moves." I like to stare at a bottle of whiskey and think "Here goes one more year of my liver. I'll probably call my mom crying because I'll have an emo moment. I'm not going to pay my taxes again, and you know what, I'm completely ok with that." I took part in helping shape the pathway for people to drop elbows on a seconds notice. I want to go on a treasure hunt, preferably from a guy named Old Mick...kinda looks like the old man at Wal-mart asking for the Sunday paper on Tuesday, but you clearly say "Dude, it's Tuesday." and all he does is slowly turn his head with a face that screams, "I'm old and it's whatever-the-**** day I want it to be!" If your still reading this by now you're a champion. Oh! And if your a stalker, I have 3 bushes outside my house and I would fully appreciate you using them.

Things about me:
-Amateur sidewalk chalk artist.
-Professional viking.
-Level 5 ninja instructor complete with burly man-fists.
-I'm interested in things that are interesting.
-Known for the invention of the spork.
-I dropkick without warning.
-My mafia name is Tommy Three Balls.
-I believe Gary Coleman is still alive and is planning to make short people a separate race.
-Jesus spelled backwards sounds like sausage.